Fannst einhver þurfa á þessu að halda.

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you.All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I have learned that no matter how much i care,
some people are just arseholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion,not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned you can get by
on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you better have a big willy or
huge boob's.

I've learned you shouldn't
compare yourself to others-they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you are finished.

I've learned that we are responsible,
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take it's place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working, in your house,one
of your kid's did it.

Iv'e learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon,
and all the less important ones just never go away.